Who am I? Well...
 
I am Muriel's husband, Kelvin's father, and Fingal's guardian.
 
I am a computer games programmer, and I have worked at Bullfrog Productions, EA Sports, Dogfish Entertainment, and Criterion Games. I still work for Criterion, but I am now in France working as a developer relations engineer for Renderware.
 
I am a Jitsuka. I graded up to orange belt level with my first club at Surrey University, and now I am training in Paris.
 
I am the author of two utilities written for Terragen called bmp2ter and anaglyph.
 
I am a MUD programmer who goes by the handles Genghis and Krug. I was the lead programmer on Vampire Wars for several years. I also play Dawn of Myth and Planetarion, where I am a member of the IPC alliance.
 
Don't get me confused with any other people called Alistair Milne...

I am not Alistair Milne, the illustrator.
I am not Alistair Milne, the senior lecturer in banking and finance.
I am not Alistair Milne, the pupil at Grove Road primary school.
I am not Alistair Milne, the former Director General of the BBC.
I am not Alistair Milne, the regional organiser of the Vauxhall Sports Car Club.
I am not Alistair Milne, the picture frame maker from London.